Every now and again, you would see a combination of letters and numbers that made you ask yourself, "Would I put this on MY car?" And perhaps you were inspired by one you saw on the show and decided to get it for your own car anyways! Here are some plates that were used that just had you wondering.
NOTE: This is not a page "making fun" of Bumper Stumpers. This is a page of plates that I think anyone would think twice about before getting, or just giving you ideas! Believe me, it's all in fun, and fans should apprechiate the fact that I took the time to figure these weird things out! Just relax!
DOUBLE NOTE: Some of this stuff is pretty rough, but some is suitable for all. So it's rated TV-14. :-P
BELONGS TO A JACKSON SLUT
For the record, "601" is the area code for Jackson, Mississippi. So if you were living there, and a slutty looking woman asked for your phone number, if you were to respond, "555-6820. Area code 601, hoe." - That's okay!
Attention all drivers. You will more than likely NOT want this one on your car. Because it is almost a guarantee that you will get pulled over by every cop in the state. Why? Because if I had it, it says that I am an alien.
This one is a possiblity for myself. Remember, back in the eighties, which we all know was the era of the Atari, Nintendo NES and Sega Genesis Systems, video games were not put on CDs or DVDs. They were put on a cartridge.
First off, the plate actually says "Double Header". However at a first glance of this plate, I just thought of all of those horribly bad prono films where those bad actresses (or whatever) might be screaming, "Harder, Harder!"
This plate really did belong to a German virgin on the show! While it could be interpreted as "99 not for you" which is weird in its own rights, this German goody two-shoes madam would scream, "Nein! Nein! Not for you!"
Picture it. Back in the days when witchcraft wasn't nearly as common or open as it is today. Back in the 1800s, when the witch burnings were going on, the witch saying, "I'm from Salem, Judge", would have been respectful.
This one wasn't the right answer, so I don't know what it was supposed to mean, but in the world of crack and other inhaled drugs, saying that some snort is a sad, yet very very true instance in this day in age.
Even the male team that was playing this one said that they didn't want to have to touch it. I mean, yes, it really says Rubber Checks, but it could very easily be used for those horny males that have to use rubber chicks at times.
You don't have to be all that picky to want this plate. My grandparents used to cook this all the time. For some reason my grandfather was crazy about it, even if it stunk. Because the truth of the matter is, I hate liver!
While it's really "His Honor", for a judge, I could have sworn it said something else when I first took a glance at it. For some reason I thought of those ordinance people (which I hate sometimes) and thought of the phrase high zoner.
Let me tell you that the actual plate says "Your Enemy". But even the players thought what I had initially thought it was! Because as the typical dumb blonde jokes go, they sometimes have to say, "Hey! you are in me!"
Being a part of the raver scene at one time, and even though I never did any of the drugs, many times, some of my friends would be rolling their asses off. And what was it that they said to me? Man, I'm in ecstacy!
Granted, he actually owns a Kwik-E-Mart in the land of Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer and Marge, but if this were the real world, Apu would proudly display on the bottom of his cars bumper, I own a 7-11, no matter how bad that is.
I know that it was 1987 and I know that it was a time of love and stuff. But it was also in 1987 that those now-defunt "900" lines were starting to make their "toll". Because now you use "800" numbers for phone fun.
Bumper Stumpers really had a lot of odd plates. But who knows? Perhaps someday when the prostitues go union, they can have a moderation of this plate on the company cars. Until then, the guys just go, please me.
(Celsa Valdez was my first boss). Reason it should go on her car is because she used to always tell people that it wasn't her job, and that is why we are getting paid. God I loved her, even if she said to do it quick, I'm the boss!
This is one of the more mild ones that the show used. However a friend of mine used to have a plate on his car that was close to this. (She told me when she saw that episode). For now, I'll just take one slice of pie.
Well, not exactly, but its close enough. There are so many people out there that love that show Fear Factor, yet they hated Survivor. But it doesn't really matter to me, because on both of them, you need survival skills in my book.
I'm from Jersey and I will openly admit it. We have a lot of problem drivers out there. A lot of the speed (with the new 65MPH limit even) and a lot of them swirve and stuff, but the driver I really hate are those damn tailgaters.
I know, I know. Too many personal people here, but oh well, it's my page! My mother collects teapots as a hobby, and she always asked me why all the ones that play music play "Two For Tea and Tea For Two". She hates that song!
A lot of people, myself included, could have this plate. You know the type, the ones that never do things when they need to be done and stuff. It should be on my tombstone instead, so I'll just wait later.
First off, if you aren't one of these kind of people, I really hate it. It's something that can be changed and the like, but I just prefer to talk to people that are well informed so I can have a somewhat decent conversation with them.
This is a plate that wasn't a right answer, so I don't know what it is SUPPOSED to mean. However, those that know me very well, know that this plate is perfect for a dropout like me. I'll scream, "WHY F*CK YOU HIGH SCHOOL!"
Or it could belong to a few gay people that I know personally that give "us" a bad name. Seems that whenever you're sick of the man you are supposed to love, they just say they are tired of him and get a new one.
BELONGS TO A FOREIGNER
BELONGS TO A VIDEO GAMER
BELONGS TO A LOOSE LADY
BELONGS TO A GERMAN VIRGIN
BELONGS TO A PAGAN ON TRIAL
BELONGS TO A COCAINE DEALER
BELONGS TO A DESPERATE SINGLE MAN
BELONGS TO A PICKY EATER
BELONGS TO A STONED GOVERNMENT WORKER
BELONGS TO A DUMB WOMAN
BELONGS TO A HARD HOUSE RAVER
BELONGS TO SPRINGFIELD'S APU
BELONGS TO A SEX OPERATOR
BELONGS TO A HOOKER PURCHASER
BELONGS TO CELSA VALDEZ
BELONGS TO A NON-GREEDY BAKER
BELONGS TO A FEAR FACTOR CONTESTANT
BELONGS TO A NJ DRIVER
BELONGS TO MY MOTHER
BELONGS TO A PROCRASTINATOR
BELONGS TO A SMART PERSON
BELONGS TO KRISTOPHER LANE
BELONGS TO A SLUTTY GIRL